Official Disclaimer

I am not responsible for the results of using any information you obtain from this web site or links from it! 

All of the images and content of these pages, except where noted, are © Copyright 1997-2012by Bill VanOrden. 

They may not be reproduced, published, copied or transmitted in any form, including electronically on the Internet or World Wide Web, without written permission.   Please respect  the intellectual property rights protected by the copyright laws of the United States and new International Copyright treaty.

To request permission for use please contact me at bill @ beevo . com

This information does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my wife, her lizards (Peaches & Cream and the one tentatively named Hoover), my friends, my employer, my relatives (blood & otherwise), my enemies or our cats (J. Franklin Muggins, Zoey & Fluffer Nutter (aka Mr. Tail, The Tail or Get Your Butt Outta There)).  All spelling and grammatical errors done on purpose for the proof-readingly challenged.

Caveat emptor; Information is provided "as is" without any warranties; User assumes full responsibility; Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse!  Don't quote me on this; Don't quote me on anything; All rights reserved; You may distribute this information freely but you may not make a profit from it; Terms are subject to change without notice; Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail; Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law; Hand wash only, Tumble dry on low heat; Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; Your mileage may vary; No substitutions allowed; Offer good for a limited time only; This information is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; An equal opportunity information supplier; Quantities are limited while supplies last; If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service center; Read at your own risk; Parental advisory - explicit lyrics; Text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; Keep away from sunlight; Keep away from pets and small children; Limit one-per-family please; No money down; No purchase necessary; You need not be present to win; Some assembly required; Batteries not included; Instructions are included, in Arabic, Korean and Afrikaans; Action figures sold separately; No preservatives added; Slippery when wet; Safety goggles may be required during use; Sealed for your protection, Do not read if safety seal is broken; Call before you dig; For external use only; If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading; Read only with proper ventilation; Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place; Keep away from open flames; Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes; Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit; Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source; Smoking this information could be hazardous to your health; Telescopes & cars are addictive; No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added; If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician; May cause drowsiness, alcohol may intensify this effect; Use with food; Use caution when operating a car or dangerous machinery; Possible penalties for early withdrawal; Offer valid only at participating sites; Slightly higher west of the Rockies; Allow four to six weeks for delivery; Must be 18 to read; Objects in mirror are closer than they appear; Use of this information is governed by the terms and conditions of the Webmaster and Information holder Agreement received by the Information holder. Information remains the property of the Webmaster and must be returned on request. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper application of information, incorrect line voltage or frequency, improper or unauthorized copying of information, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile damage (which can include, but is not limited to, arrows, bullets, buck shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays be they Alpha, Beta or Gamma, knives, stones hatchets and pointed sticks); Other restrictions may apply; Contest ends 12-31-2001. No shoes, no shirt, no information!

Bill VanOrden (aka Beevo)